Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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