quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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