Don't you send me to vm
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
