then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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