Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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