Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
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but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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