I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I am available for nakedness
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Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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