We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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