i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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