some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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