Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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