Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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