Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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