But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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