I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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