I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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