Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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