She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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