I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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