I need help removing her.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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