ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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