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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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