You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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