the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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