We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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