just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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