I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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