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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is

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• (631): View more from New York

  im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.

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  Dude, its January.

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  We're going to do the voices too.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying

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• (516): View more from New York

  We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.

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• (518): View more from New York

  The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing

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• (315): View more from New York

  Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.

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