the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?