You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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