ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
