She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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