READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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