Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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