dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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