Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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