I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My sheets look like a crime scene.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
