We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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