4 words: hood of his car
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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