absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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