i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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