found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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