I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.