You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Panties = found
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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