I can tuck mytits in my pants
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i think i just lost a toe
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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