Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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