I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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