Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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