You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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