it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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