is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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