This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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