another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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