Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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