You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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