i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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