Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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