I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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