So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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