holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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