Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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