The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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