Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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